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Hit the Road Dude Private Property Meme Tee
$27.99
🚚 Ships in 3–5 business days🇺🇸 Printed in the USA⏳ Here while it's funny
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Got a friend who overstays every visit? This illustrated tee says it all: "hit the road dude." Private property vibes, zero apologies. Unisex soft cotton tee, printed to order, ships in 3-5 days. Just $27.99. Wear it to the cookout, the driveway, or the group chat flex.
Size chart (Bella+Canvas 3001, unisex)+
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 34–37 | 28 |
| M | 38–41 | 29 |
| L | 42–45 | 30 |
| XL | 46–49 | 31 |
| 2XL | 50–53 | 32 |
| 3XL | 54–57 | 33 |
100% ring-spun cotton (heathers are blends). Each shirt is printed to order, so returns are for defects or wrong items only — see our refund policy.